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What is the best/favorite bumper sticker you've seen?
To start things off:
"Smile, one size fits all."
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posted on Mon, May 12, 2008 06:49 PM
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ha! bycowgirlmedic2 months ago (1 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
These two are my favorites-

Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my ass!

If I wanted to listen to the crap coming out of your stereo, I'd be sitting in your car!

HAHA!
The best I've seen... byBozemaniteNo314232 months ago (1 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
WARNING: I BRAKE FOR SHELLFISH
Hold your kids at home, Belt them in the car. bydwainegf2 months ago (1 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Hold your kids at home, Belt them in the car.
Sign in Whitehall that I like as well..... bydwainegf2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Our kids are not angels, please help us keep them that way, Drive safely.
a couple... byTahoe192 months ago (1 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Bark More, Wag Less is a fun one.

Also, (I think it goes like this):
It will be a great day when our schools get all the funding they need and the military has to hold a bake sale to buy a missile
site-specific bysouthward2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
I like the local humor. My two favorites:

~Dude, where's my dog? -Bozeman, MT

~Yellowstone Mountain Club: Try skiing it with my boot up your ***.
Two More bycwrite2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
"Did you move here so you could be in a hurry."
"My country went to war in Iraq and
all I got was higher gas prices."
one more bybozeman2 months ago (1 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
If idiots could fly, this place would be a airport.
Favorite Bumper Stickers bySunMostHigh2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Beware of Dogma!
and
Imagine No Religion!
Favorites bygixa2 months ago (2 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
"What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?"
and
"MEAT IS MURDER ... TASTY, TASTY MURDER"
Saw this one the other day... byskew2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
"Montana Sucks - Now go home and tell all your friends"

Apparently there's a whole website with MT anti-tourist stuff, here's another one they sell:

"Only YOU can prevent tourist tires - from entering Montana"

These guys had a writeup in the Chronicle last year. I never much minded the tourists myself.
a couple byshane2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
"Hey jack*ss, put a muffler on that Honda" - thought that was funny except that it was on a load diesel pick-up.

"Thanks for sharing your stupid music".

"53 mpb (miles per burrito)" - one that I'm considering buying for the fender of my bicycle.
Roswell, NM byBigSkySweetie2 months ago (2 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
I work with a gal that has a bumper sticker that says...

BUCKLE UP... It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
She is from Roswell, NM.
bumper stickers bytechman2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
I've always been a fan of the "Keep Montana beautiful, put a Californian on the bus." and "your proctologist called, they found your head."

A good one for the front bumper of a pickup could be. "Think fast hippy!"
Like this one: bySundanceGirl2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Does this bike make my butt look fast?
M O R E bycwrite2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Seen in Florida:
"We don't care how you did it where you came from"

Seen locally:
"Wiring's not a hobby,
Call a qualified electrician"
Good point.... byalamator2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Seen in upstate NY

"I support our troops in Iraq - NOT the people who sent them there"
Another one byMrs Claus2 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
"Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!"