Johnbrownraider formally announces his candidacy for city commissioner.

JBR is a kind caring individual who honestly cares about he city and people he will represent. He promises to listen to the people and do what is right for both the community and city. Also some of you more clever bozeman citizens may have noticed that my picture resembles a young boy picking his nose...you are mistaken that is in fact me.

Facts about JBR:
1. Proud graduate of 8th grade.
2. After completing 8th went on to also receive his 12th grade certificate as well.
3. He understands that to be a commissioner it is essential to look after a special interest groups...preferably your own special interest, but not necessarily.
4. Promises, but won't necessarily keep any of the promises that he makes.
5. Will promote his own misguided agenda over the misguided agendas of everyone else.
6. Promises to maintain a bored and I-don't-care-what-you-have-to-say look on his face any time anyone is talking who disagrees with him.
7. Will sink all the towns money into the story mansion.
8. After the story mansion promises to send, Larry, Mo, and Curly to fix the leaky roofs at the school.
9. After spending all the towns money on pet projects will raise taxes so that I can pay for essential programs.
10.Will promote spending millions more for some drawing of a jail.
11.JBR promises to push halfway houses and other unwanted facilities onto the public, even though they don't want it in their neighborhood.
12.Will cut money from essential city programs so that we can start and fund other city programs that we will cut next year to start and fund more city programs that we will cut the next year to start and fund more city programs.....
13.Will be a pansy and allow the mayor to bully me into allowing her stupid agenda to be promoted over my stupid agenda.
14.Promises to steal private developers plans and do them myself so that the city can be sued later for it.
15.If anyone dares to open their mouth while I am talking I shall be on the phone in a second calling the cops, screaming bloody murder.

Yes folks JBR believes that he has all the essential qualities it takes to lead this great town. In fact if you think of anymore feel free to call me at my personal number 1800-wedontcareaboutyouropinion or simple post them as a reply.


this is JBR and I approve this message.